You haven’t bonded with your family this Christmas until you’ve heard them urinating in the room next to you.

So far the best piece of old advertising work I can find is a campaign for Doritos. Something about thinking outside the triangle. Amazing.

Cleaning out my room is revealing some amazing things. Like maths notes from High School. Oh, Antidifferentiation! You old card!

So far I’ve learnt that 1) I was a nerd in High School, and, 2) Friar Laurence was responsible for the deaths of Romeo & Juliet.

Overheard from cricket commentary: “..6 inches…What’s he going to do with this one?…He goes in…Tries the reverse!..”

The only time you’ll ever hear me using the expression, ‘daw!’, is if I’m enthusiastically discussing ‘digital audio workstations’.

Maybe I should make it Peter Pan.

Daah!! BOOK READ FAIL!!1

Tonight, friends, to escape all these Internet memes, I am going to start reading a hook.

Family bonding at Christmas. Don’t fall asleep! http://twitpic.com/v3g4o