The random musings of Dan & Jase, fed to you via their Twitter feeds.

I remember the days when I used to put the fat from sheep’s wool on my lips. And then offer it around to other people.


- Yo Mama, January 4

RT @muzroyale: 50 Centaur http://t.co/is9NQqJR


- Yo Mama, January 4

Perhaps you’ve already seen it, but the White House’s Flickr photostream is fascinating. http://t.co/aZqfkBDL


- Yo Mama, January 2

RT @AmyJane: Remember that time you sent me a picture of yourself artificially inseminating a cow? Now that’s a gift card.


- Yo Mama, January 1

New Years Picnic Times http://t.co/cxARLaHh


- Yo Mama, January 1

Like a fine wine selected to compliment a delicious dish, I just paired two sets of iOS apps together in a new folder titled, Farts’n’Food.


- Yo Mama, December 31

RT @clerehan: Great news for anyone who lost their digi camera http://t.co/2GZ7owxg via @smh


- Yo Mama, December 31

Local book shop owner (whilst serving others): Sorry, we’re closing now. Me: Oh, bugger. Okay. Bye. Me (in my head): Online it is. : /


- Yo Mama, December 29

RT @mrtonymartin: Scroll down to #5 to see how Linda Hamilton’s twin sister was used as a cheap special effect in ‘Terminator 2’: http:/ …


- Yo Mama, December 28

RT @HornySanta: Feet up, boots off, peanut butter on, reindeer tongue between the toes. #heaven


- Yo Mama, December 26